take note
Lessons I learned while at the Ft. Branch Reenactment:
1 - Don't pick up the cockroach. It is actually a mole and it will bite you.
2 - Rachael has to have the room at 40 degrees so she can sleep.
3 - If you have to sleep with Hannah, she doesn't want to be touched, even if it's 40 degrees in the room and you're just trying to stay warm.
4 - It is possible to be too drunk to sit up.
5 - ALWAYS LEAVE YOUR SLIPPER.
posted by Carroll @ 9:21 AM
10 Comments:
Nice testimony, Carroll. So how often do you get drunk? Is this something that only happens at reenactments or indicative of your lifestyle in general?
WHOA...let me set the record straight...I wasn't drunk. I just learned that from observing some guys who had trouble knowing when to say when (and also had a bit of trouble keeping their hands to themselves)
so what about the guys? you were drunk and left your slipper for one of them? Shady...
Do you miss Ben? Because I miss Ben. Reenactments will never be the same again.
But, there will always be Hannah to remind us of him...and the way he dances.
Yes, I know all about Hannah...It was awful sharing a bed with her in middle school, I mean it's not like I could help it that my leg occasionally touched hers...
And as for leaving a slipper...Carroll, Carroll, Carroll, don't just LEAVE the slipper, THROW it at him! Let it hit him right between the eyes and LEAVE YOUR MARK!
oh i hate sharing a bed...
he he he...I just got a Drunk Ben demo from Hannah...
ok, now I GOTTA see this drunk Ben demo...hopefully its' worse than the Lydia dancing demo she does...
WAY WORSE. At least the Lydia dance is appropriate for small children...
What exactly are you guys re-enacting...
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