flyin' leap
I came out of Target and headed towards my car. As I looked down the row, I saw the naked back end of the red Ford Escape. "NOT AGAIN!" I muttered to myself. "When am I gonna have time to run get another one? I can't believe there are people low enough to steal stuff off other people's cars!" I continued to grump as I fished out my keys and pushed the unlock button. Nothing. I pushed the button again. No unlocking lights. I looked closer. Then I looked one row over. The Struttin' Wolf was securely stuck to the tailgate of MY car...
I think I need one of those "Jump to Conclusion" mats from Office Space...
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posted by Carroll @ 2:50 PM
8 Comments:
awwww Carroll, that made me laugh so hard! good to know that I'm not the only one who heads towards the wrong car in scary parking lots :-)
You are such a trip! Im glad that your sticker was safe and sound! We'll see about that this weekend ;)
oooo...sounds like H has a plan for stealin' a wolf:) I've tried to unlock the wrong Odyssey before and then peeked inside and realized that no one else on planet earth has FOUR carseats and a fast food restauraunt inside their van!
I wish John had left his truck here. I would have put walking horse stickers ALL OVER IT. Because, come on...who would steal those.
I've so done that! It's hard to believe that there is another jeep out there as nasty as mine with as much bird poop all over it.
Here we have proof from an inside source of the consequences to brain development (or lack thereof) due to long-term exposure to said "Wolfpack."
Seek counseling, Carroll, before it's too late and we're having to put a bib on you to keep the drool off the poor kids in the toddler room...
Martha,
Hannah can give you a run for your money on the bird poop. ; )
haha that's a funny story!
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