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    Since you people seem to  like Carolina so much, I thought I'd give you some detailed instructions on how to  be a UNC football fan:
 
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
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We may have finally found a quarterback in Daniel Evans, as he led the Pack's upset of Boston College.
Final: NC State                17
           Boston College      15
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
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    I dedicate this post to Hannah...

On a completely unrelated note, this is day #3 of my cold.  I would like to thank my father and brother for bringing this fabulous disease into my life.  OK...enough blogging...time to blow my nose again...
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
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    Hannah and the Amazing Technicolor Mumu "It was red and yellow and green and brown
"It was red and yellow and green and brown
 And scarlet and black and ochre and peach
 And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
 And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
 And cream and crimson and silver and rose
 And azure and lemon and russet and grey
 And purple and white and pink and orange
And blue!"
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
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Um...I'm gonna be busy tonight.  Absolutely slammed.  So busy, that I may not even come to the door if you knock on it.  I have a very pressing matter to attend to.  So no phone calls or emails please.  I'm just not going to be available from 8:00 to 10:00...and that's that. 
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
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    I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 
Anyone know of a good anti-depressant?  It's gonna be a long season...
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
	 season openers
	 
    
    
     
     This week marks the beginning of football.  REAL football...where every game counts and the actual starters play.  So begins the most wonderful time of the year.  My beloved Wolfpack were able to trounce Appalachian last Saturday (sure they're a glorified high school team...but a win's a win).  The NFL's regular season started last night, and I am off to a smashing start (tied for second) in Fantasy Football, thanks to the Steelers' defense, for which I was mocked for taking so early in the draft.  And the best part is, I have a whole weekend of NCAA and NFL football ahead of me.  God bless it.
This week marks the beginning of football.  REAL football...where every game counts and the actual starters play.  So begins the most wonderful time of the year.  My beloved Wolfpack were able to trounce Appalachian last Saturday (sure they're a glorified high school team...but a win's a win).  The NFL's regular season started last night, and I am off to a smashing start (tied for second) in Fantasy Football, thanks to the Steelers' defense, for which I was mocked for taking so early in the draft.  And the best part is, I have a whole weekend of NCAA and NFL football ahead of me.  God bless it.
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
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     Martha and Rachael showed up at my house yesterday with this little guy in tow...so now Oozey has a baby brother!  He's exactly the kitten I've been looking for!  They found him behind some house, and he's just the cutest little wild kitten ever.  Oozey is quite jealous...she worked herself into a ferocious gastric distress last night.  Everybody come meet Frank...he'll sit on your chest and go to sleep!
Martha and Rachael showed up at my house yesterday with this little guy in tow...so now Oozey has a baby brother!  He's exactly the kitten I've been looking for!  They found him behind some house, and he's just the cutest little wild kitten ever.  Oozey is quite jealous...she worked herself into a ferocious gastric distress last night.  Everybody come meet Frank...he'll sit on your chest and go to sleep!
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
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     Just a reminder that this coming Sunday is the last Sunday before Labor Day.  This will be your FINAL opportunity to wear white dress shoes this year.   Anyone wearing white shoes to church after this Sunday will be discussed.  Nice girls just don't wear white shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.  Just remember...I don't make the rules...but they've been in place for ages, and I'm not about to see our Southern traditions mocked and blatantly violated. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming...
Just a reminder that this coming Sunday is the last Sunday before Labor Day.  This will be your FINAL opportunity to wear white dress shoes this year.   Anyone wearing white shoes to church after this Sunday will be discussed.  Nice girls just don't wear white shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.  Just remember...I don't make the rules...but they've been in place for ages, and I'm not about to see our Southern traditions mocked and blatantly violated. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming...