One More Time

I am now on Wolf #3. I wish y'all would quit stealing them. I know you want to be like me and have a super cool Struttin' Wolf on the back of your car (or truck...), but these things aren't cheap and I'm getting tired of having to fork over the cash for a new one.
So stop hanging out in the Walmart parking lot waiting for me to go inside. I don't plan to back there until well after Christmas...
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Tape it inside your window. Or, put a note that says this wolf is infected by rabies and will kill you on it.
What is it with all the thieves at Walmart??
personally, i like the rabies idea
maybe I'll put a curse on it...and whoever steals it will have boils and all manner of perils
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