ebay time
FOR SALE: 2 baby kitties. Must go to a home where there are no Christmas trees, Hannah's laundry to wee wee on, tulips to gnaw off the stem, or your Grandmother's glass candy bowl to knock off the island and smash into a thousand pieces. Free or best offer. If no one takes them, I'll have to bundle them into a basket, pin on a "Please take care of my baby" note, and leave them on someone's doorstep...
Labels: critters
posted by Carroll @ 9:09 PM
22 Comments:
I don't like cats, so I know that *I* would do with them ... but you don't want to know. :)
I'm with Kate... they better not end up on my doorstep!
You know, I keep coming back to this blog and hearing and seeing the same thing. And here I thought that humans were the intelligent ones who had the ability to learn from their past mistakes so as not to repeat them again. I guess history is a word some people (who shall remain nameless) just don't get. Perhaps it's God's way of telling you that you should never have kids. Because if you think kittens are bad...
Don't listen to Rich. For the most part you can teach kids not to pee on the laundry. I've never had any trouble with anyone climbing the tree either OR breaking anything of value (I am SOOO sorry about your grandmother's dish). At least your cats don't get into your makeup and art supplies like a little Brandon I know. Oh wait- does Frank do that?
Frank gets into my jewelry. Earrings are his favorite...
and he wears my perfume...
Have to interject about kids not breaking things of value???? Of course the do, but then you get a new car, realize that they are just "things". Their well-being is so much more important.(not the same with cats) Time to "Kitty-proof" the house or give them a room of their own while you are out...
I thought that's what that nice laundry room was supposed to be for! Like Steve Martin says in Sgt. Bilko... "We'll keep 'em in the storage shed. They won't die. In fact, that'll be our motto! 'They won't die!'"
That's so mean and sad...
Anonymous thinks your being serious. Since I am the original mommy of Frank I will speak up for him. Yes, he's mean. Yes, he's destructive. But, he is a boy. I believe boys were put on this earth to be beautiful souls of sunshing and light....and to worry the smack out of you. I wish you the best (thank goodness I kept Lottie).
Carroll,
you can not get rid of Frank.
I mean look at us we still have Kitty...and if you met him, you would know how hard that is.
Rachael's comment is very true for boys of ALL species. They do worry the smack out of you. I know, my hand hurts from smacking so much, I have no smacks left.
Just shoot both of them, it will save you some money in the long run
oh good one. That's REAL sweet whoever wrote that. There's a fine line between funny/kidding and just plain going to far. You crossed that line, buddo.
ummm...Carroll...if you can't take care of these two cats, how in the world will you be able to take care of the baby camel I'm supposed to bring you??!!
he's going to live in the yard. : ) I've already decided that I'm going to name him Elmer.
awww, Elmer the camel can live with Parnell the donkey.
they could be best friends!
except that Carroll won't let Parnell come and stay...or Neelix the Great Mastiff.
I told you that Neelix can live in the yard. We're discussing YARD animals...
Wow! A camel, a donkey and a Great Mastiff!! I hope you have a REALLY big yard. So, I'm guessing you want a boy camel since you're planning to name him Elmer? We rode a camel three weeks ago named Babalu! That's just fun to say...Babalu, Babalu, Babalu!!
thinking I don't want to live down wind of your yard...if all those big animals are there eating they are also ...
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